IT HAS BEEN A WEEK SINCE MY B-DAY & 2 WEEKS SINCE AMSTERDAM......

AMSTERDAM

 I have no pictures downloaded yet, but I can tell you  how much of a fantastic time I had.

We arrived on Queens Day which was ver mad. Everyone was dressed in Orange and pissing on the street! Our mission that day was to find the famous Smokey's cafe, we were unsucessful but found a bar that gave us a numerous number of free shots as a substitute... I met my old friend  Pissang! I met this craazy in who was very trippy, I found the way to Amaretto that night.

2Nd day red light district, very funny.. Jill got told to fuck off by some evil scary dutch man after we refused to see his cocks for 25 Euro's. In Dam square there was a freaky Elvis guy gyrating as I decided to swap clothes with a guy on his Stag do, Imanaged to escape from the attention of the Police but I got us all kicked out of the bar! After a while it was back to the hotel for free drinks, can't remember getting back but stumbled into bed about 3, Jill was the Alcholic that night.

More to tell but will get the piccies on soon

22nd B DAY - Thanks to all my mates was wasted & naked! luuv u all 4 eva x